May 2011
86 posts
April 2011
67 posts
who the hell thought it'd be hard to give a twins ticket away?
seriously.
as it happened (no doubt)
- HBO Exec: I wanna make a terrible movie and I need your help. What's the name of that "politician" Glover despises?
- Casting Agent: Sarah Palin?
- HBO Exec: That's the one. And what's the name of that "actress" that all-but guarantees Glover would sooner go to Toby Keith's Bar than watch her for a single solitary fucking second?
- Casting Agent: Julianne Moore?
- HBO Exec: Bingo! Yes, cast her. Boy, you're good, you.
- Casting Agent: Thanks. Shouldn't we also get Chris Kline, too?
- HBO Exec: Whoa-whoa-whoa, I said terrible, not Battlefield Earth terrible.
goddammit
MINNEAPOLIS (WCCO) – A bicyclist was struck and killed in the University of Minnesota area on Thursday morning.
According to authorities, the bicyclist was struck at 15th Avenue Southeast and Fourth Street Southeast, on the corner near McDonald’s.
Police confirmed the bicyclist died at the scene.
The accident happened at about 8 a.m.
Authorities are still working to determine exactly what happened, and are reconstructing the accident scene.
http://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2011/04/21/bicyclist-struck-killed-in-dinkytown/
people on social media...
… spend a lot of time telling people how to use social media.
the two blakes
when you mention james blake, i am thinking:
1. man, that was a great match … or so i read. fuck me, i can’t believe i went to bed when it was 2-0 blake. i did have to get up at 5 in the morning, and you know, there’s really no way i could have known that agassi would come back from 0-2 to win the fucker at 1am, but shit … talk about regrets.
2. james blake sings now?
Bolivia is Set to Pass "The Law of Mother Earth," Which Will Give All Nature Equal Rights to Humans →
guardian.co.uk
Bolivia, which has been pilloried by the US and Britain in the UN climate talks for demanding steep carbon emission cuts, will establish 11 new rights for nature. They include: the right to life and to exist; the right to continue vital cycles and processes free from human alteration; the right to pure water and clean air; the right to balance; the right not to be polluted; and the right to not have cellular structure modified or genetically altered. Controversially, it will also enshrine the right of nature “to not be affected by mega-infrastructure and development projects that affect the balance of ecosystems and the local inhabitant communities”.
“It makes world history. Earth is the mother of all”, said Vice-President Alvaro García Linera. “It establishes a new relationship between man and nature, the harmony of which must be preserved as a guarantee of its regeneration.”
The law, which is part of a complete restructuring of the Bolivian legal system following a change of constitution in 2009, has been heavily influenced by a resurgent indigenous Andean spiritual world view which places the environment and the earth deity known as the Pachamama at the centre of all life. Humans are considered equal to all other entities.
Foreign Minister David Choquehuanca said Bolivia’s traditional indigenous respect for the Pachamama was vital to prevent climate change. “Our grandparents taught us that we belong to a big family of plants and animals. We believe that everything in the planet forms part of a big family. We indigenous people can contribute to solving the energy, climate, food and financial crises with our values,” he said.
Rep Tony Cornish is a piece of shit →
kare11.com
“I think for the small percentages of animals that are hurt or kept improperly doesn’t justify the need to come on someone’s property and violate the trespass law. We feel very strongly about that,” said Minnesota Representative Tony Cornish.”
of COURSE a person’s land and law are more important than animal cruelty! of fucking course! fuck this trick and everything he stands for.
inner monologue while riding a bike
- self: man, it's windy. should grab a windbreaker. something to break the wind. ha ha. is the term windbreaker still used? man, i am dating the hell out of myself. why is...? what the hell?
- (self realizes that although he is wearing button fly pants, you can in fact have an open fly if you incorrectly button said button fly pants. moreover, biking tends to jostle some things around; for instance, your wang; which just might find its way through the fly of your boxers, and protrude - ever so slightly - out the recently discovered open fly of your button fly pants.)
- (adjusts self)
- self: *whistles*
always a bridesmaid...
- she: "i love your outfit."
- him: "thanks."
- she: "seriously, you look great."
- him: "thank you."
- she: "i kinda want to take a picture of you and show my boyfriend."
- him: "..."
- she: "to show him how to dress."
- him: "ah."
