It bothers you a lot? A LOT? Like, say, car alarms or Sherlock spoilers or income disparity? Sixteen-thousand of you are bothered a lot by this topic, and sirs (and let’s face it, they’re all sirs) I am bothered by your bother. A lot.
Show her you love her by taking five seconds out of your life.
The Adjustable Clampersand by Tony Ruth for Hand-Eye Supply.
Get me through this day, pig.
BREAKING: Local Twin Cities Media Issue Addenda to Their Coverage of Fatal Bike-Van Collision -
(Note: City Pages, FOX 9 Twin Cities, WCCO, and other local news outlets have asked me* to write the following addendum to their coverage of this incident.)
As usual, we invite all the bored, angry, and ignorant sociopaths who comprise a significant chunk of our readership to immediately…